House Of Elders Or Orphange Center?

Dear reader, I am lost. I need somebody to help me.
Last week , rotten eggs and poisoned Tidbits of sick gossip has dropped around the previous Traditional Leaders House. Because since the arrival of Mr.Silanyo to the Throne. It turned in to An Orphanage Center and Mental Hospital for the Elderly People. Nowadays that is the subject of talk in the Tv and the Newspapers. This House has been sniffed at his wrong arithmetic calculation. According to the medical report of the medical study of Hargeisa Neurology Hospital. The Psychophysiology of the Traditional Leaders Medical Report proved that 75% of it’s members are incapable of practicing their daily routine duty, in both, physically and mentally, according to the psychoanalysis, and psychographics of the Medical Report. Half of those 75% don’t fit the criteria, age wise. Because they inherited it from their deceased fathers. The other half is physically or mentally unfit. Wearing diapers or ( Baby’s nappy ) and they are in a coma most of their time. Mr. Suleiman, the Chairman is no exceptional. The only 25% who are fit to do the job, are either from the Shia in the East or from the Wahabist from the West. All the members of the Suni Sector are unqualified due to age wise, or mentally unfit. That is why the Opera of the Tribal deceit of the infidel, Mr.Suleiman is the topic of conversation in all walks of life. Because both cousins wants to be in the payroll of the yearly budget for the coming five years. Mr. Suleiman, if sheep want advice, they will never ask the wolf. A toupee is another name for ” top secret. ” What will happen if two investigators were hired to follow each other? The answer is snore and you will sleep alone. Do you still believe that School is where Papa pays and son plays? Go ahead in sucking your teeth in a fresh problem. We know that you are a financial genius. You can earn money faster than the family can spend. You were a Millionaire when you were in the office, and you want to be a billionaire after you leave the office. Thank you for being our newsmaker for years.
Mr. Silanyo, according to your perception. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. That is why there is a crack in your life – path. Resulting a broken heart and a shattered dreams of the poor, and hungry – masses. Always playing all the wrong tones and notes. Mr. Silanyo, if raising children is going to be so easy. It never would have started with something called ” Labor .” If a man smashed a Clock, could he be convicted of killing time? Not necessarily true, if the Clock struck him first. Mr. Suleiman, corrupted politicians like you, assume that public speaking is the art of diluting two – minutes idea with a two hours vocabulary. A lie is like a bombshell. The further you throw it, the bigger it devastates. Mr.Silanyo, you are blinded by the gold – dust. Money is like manure; it is only good when it spreads around. When you are in scandal up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. Today is not your yesterday. Still you are a merchant today, but you will be a beggar tomorrow. Mr.Silanyo, nothing confuses a man more than driving behind a woman who does everything right. The man who does not know himself, is a poor judge of the other fellow. Go ahead with your Gar – Adag Accord, because all the masses are rallying behind you, including the Tribal Chief of Justices Mr. Suleiman. Who claims and labelling himself openly to Xabuusho Tribe. If that is the case, why should I feel shy of claiming myself as a member of the Magaada Tribe. Mr. Suleiman, you are a stripper whose claim to fame is constantly welling tears in our eyes. You can’t suppress and silence the voices of freedom and democracy by putting a gag in our mouths, and shackles of slavery in our hands. Above that, the existing members of the House of Elders are unconstitutional and they don’t fit the criteria; age wise and health wise. Mr.Suleiman, you and your cousin Mr.Silanyo are sincerest, who disdained the chastity of our freedom, and developed the principles of Monetarism and Materialism. Mr.Silanyo, neither of us is a raw meat. There are cocktails of serious allegations of blackmailing the judges, the media, and the Election Committee who are supposedly to be regarded as free electrons. Besides the heavy weight allegations of kickbacks, theft, nepotism, and bribes are nerve – numbing, and will ignite the masses wrath and curses towards your falling star. Above that, the Government Employees miss the Job- Description and nobody knows who is who; and who is entitled to run the national interest of the State. Mr.Suleiman, action without study is fatal. The Kulmiye Party is now like the Communist Party having their hands in everything shame and evil. It would have been the death at the gallows for any politician in the Free World, caught in this kind of scandals now unfolding in your camp. The rich getting more richer, and the poor getting more poorer. But remember ! what you acquire without sweat, you give away without regret. Twin cousins, it is not what you do, but how you do it that counts. Dear Somalilander, we have to be aware of young Doctor, and an old Barber. As well as a tongue – double brings trouble. Mr. Silanyo, If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas. Dear Somalilander, If the camel once gets his nose to the tent, his body will follow soon. No one is entitled to more than six feet of earth. If we lose today, we can not gain tomorrow. In peace or in war, your success of tomorrow depends on the preparation you are making today. But we never see tomorrow till becomes today. Twin Cousins, it is time to change the diapers or the baby’s nappy from the over – aged, and the under – aged orphans in the Nursery – Home.
Mr.Silanyo, there is no gain in subtracting from your character to add to your popularity. Action without study is fatal. The Kulmiye Party is an ill omen to Somaliland. Dear reader, If you want to discover the secret behind the drought and the lack of rain. Visit the Adani Restaurant ( Cadaani Restaurant ) in Hargeisa after ten PM.
Convey my best regards to your Traditional Leaders without moustaches. Because they look cute !
Dear reader, Tomorrow, Everybody will wake up with a tale on his back. Because false friends are worse than open enemies.
Yusuf Deyr,

Freelance Writer