The State Of The Union In Jibouti

In December 16th Instant, 2012. The so called president of Somaliland held a press – conference to prove his political – muscle – stiff to IGAD and the International Community. He has read an elegant historical speech during his discussion of the Reunion with Somalia. He has broadcasted a very long touchy, over – sensitive speech in which he illustrated in a crystal – clear fashion, subject to strict discipline and moral – values that Somaliland constitutes only, and only three main tribes. The Habar – Garxajis tribe, the Habar – Awal tribe and the Habar – Jeclo tribe. All the other tribes are nothing but pieces of shit that has no value, weight or role in Somaliland political – arena. It is always great, people to speak of their mind. I mean, the other tribes are nothing but a heavy burden and parasites that infest our economy. He continued saying that the chief theme of the Municipality – election was a burden of proof and an obligation to prove our case of the reality on the ground. Democracy is majority rules and minority rights. Love is in the mind, not in the eyes. What a touchy – hole in a gun for igniting the charge!

Mr.President, thank you for your master – piece, profane language and striptease performance.

No further comment.

Yusuf Deyr, Edmonton

Canada